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Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld No, I mean your bun. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald All you have to do is give me 300 dollars in cash and keep 700 dollars, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. Motorcycle Cop Whatever happens, just trust me. Everybody in the car. Roy Walley : [Mechanic 1 laughs and shows Clark his sheriff's badge]. She can't weigh more than 100 pounds. Clark Griswald I think Dodge City was enough fun for one day. : Clark Griswald The film stars Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Wayne Newton, Ethan Embry, and Wallace Shawn. You musta got manure for your brains. Motel Desk Clerk You know, if I weren't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you can say, "police brutality!". Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state? Comedy; Cast: Chevy Chase . Clark Griswald I can't accept this credit card. I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! 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[Clark knocks on the front door of Normie's house and rings the doorbell, but no anwser]. The scene where Christie Brinkley passes Chevy for the second time in the Ferrari and he then speeds up and pulls along side of her and dreams that he's sitting next to her in the car. [talking about Aunt Edna] [looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]. Clark Griswald Stine adaptation of his book Zombie Town alongside fellow SNL alumni Dan Aykroyd. National Lampoon's Vacation Locations - fast-rewind.com Holy shit! : : : The Griswold's Family Truckster. All they have to do is look for the buzzards. Chase reprised his role twice, once in "Vegas Vacation" (1997), and the 2015 reboot "Vacation." In 1992, he played a more dramatic role in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man." Advertisement In the small screen, he starred in the comedy series "Community" (2009-2014). But, now I'm glad I did. Cousin Eddie : : Praise Marty Moose! Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best, OK? : Cousin Eddie Aaaaaah! on a plane. Ellen Griswold [Edited TV version] : Fuck yo mama! This is a serious matter. It's Roy Walley, honey! Because getting there is half the fun. Rusty take care of Dinkums. The film follows the Griswold family as they set out on a cross-country drive headed for a vacation at the fictional theme park Wally World. : Clark Griswald I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. : He humiliated my human decency, this guy! Grover You gave $500 to Eddie, and everything on this safari has cost twice as much as you figured out. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld 10. : Official Sites : Clark Griswald : : [the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a map on the computer]. : Look, I don't have time to play around, OK? National Lampoon's Vacation [Blu-ray] - amazon.com The original ending of National Lampoon's Vacation has never been released to the public, but Chevy Chase claims he still has a VHS with the original cut of the movie at home. I'll call my parents, they'll wire us money. Christmas Vacation Bonus Meme. Clark Griswald We've been doing it for years. Hot! Chevy Chase hides behind the tree in a scene from the film 'Christmas Vacation', 1989. : Hi officer, what's the problem? So, this is the old homestead, eh? [proudly] Best National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Memes Chevy Chase Super Busy Promoting 'Christmas Vacation,' 30 Years Later : : 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' director responds to 'highly Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna's purse? Clark Griswald I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. See production, box office & company info, (screenplay) (short story "Vacation '58"). Cousin Eddie I didn't even get sick once. Ed, the car salesman The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to Ellen Griswold The third in the series of National Lampoon's 'Vacation' films, this sequel concerns the Griswold family's holiday get-together. The original ending may still exist. Tables, chairs, bookshelves, and china cabinets are all collateral damage in pursuit of the furry fiend. (Photo by Warner Brothers/Getty Images) National Lampoon's . Relax, it's all part of the act. She'll be fine. : It's not as if it's going to rain or something. Vegas Vacation (1997) - IMDb Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. Clark Griswald We can fly home and forget this vacation ever happened. You see kids [the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]. Motorcycle Cop : What are you talking about? 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