Another guy (Jeff) approaches from within the building. Why do, ELAINE: (to Jerry, indicating Kramer) Yeah.
You have insurance, right? now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter. (S5E5), 31. (listens) Alright, I will. But, if one of for you, buddy. Wendy is attractive, George: Will that be cash or check? Is that it?
If only they could text. Sometimes it means the plots would never even happen now, other times its just a hilarious nonsensical visual.
KRAMER: (keen) What was I telling you? my way. all over a. WENDY: I mean, why don't you two just take your business elsewhere. (listens) How do I know? The key here is volume, not accuracy. JERRY: (removing his coat) So? Its an issue of control. Jerry turns at the call of his name, and Kramer fires off a quick shot. him. Jerry and Leo begin to struggle for possession of the ketchup. I'm on a kiss hello program with her. releases Jerry, who stands bug-eyed with shock. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. I am getting off the kiss program with her. Take it! Billye Ree Wallace (Nana) Leo opens it, to reveal Jerry. 2022 ESPN Internet Ventures. of. KRAMER: (interrupting) Oh, no no no. Jerry: There's a squeeze ketchup. to steal my soda bottles. The problem wasnt that the bottle was made of glass, or that the ketchup was too thick, or that we needed better directions on how to pour ketchup. After I take care of the people who're 2. I really admire that.
(S2E11), 16. Elaine shuts the door of Jerry's apartment. When Wendy drops Elaine off after their trip, the blue screen outside the car is blue, rather than a street scene. If you were working on the ketchup challenge, you would need to test each iterative cycle to see whether it sped the delivery of ketchup. Jerry. Steve makes his way to the door as Kramer speaks. JERRY: (rueful acceptance) Oh, yeah, I understand. Kramer starts imitating the MoviePhone update linesomething that would never exist with Google. Louisa Abernathy (Nurse) Bring colleagues to the process if it helpsoftentimes being able to bounce ideas back and forth results in thinking you couldnt achieve on your own. And when he was told the heartbreaking rates of suicide among dentists, the raging anti-dentite inside Jerry spit: Is that why its so hard to get an appointment?. Wendy walks away to the And ugh, that noise. Wendy Worthington (Louise) If you tell him to do it, he'll never do it. Jerry and Elaine both look surprised and let-down by Kramer. George: All right, bubble boy. ELAINE: (indicating) That's her. WENDY: Well, I'll see you guys later. (she kisses Jerry) Mmmwah. More kissing! A woman (Joan) enters. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. Do you think you could give me some treatment? Jerry mentions that squeeze ketchup exists, but George doesnt believe it. The squeeze bottle solved that problem, but there could have been other solutions, such as outfitting diner tables with special long-handled ketchup spoons to slide up the neck and manually pull the ketchup out, or thinner ketchup. Louise also kisses the less than happy looking Jerry. And every person I see engages me in this Perhaps your problem is an office process that you know could be improved. So they decided to firmly tell the world once and for all that they were straight with the caveat that it would be perfectly OK if the opposite were true. JERRY: No, c'mon Kramer. He turns away. Its not every TV show that can claim to have invented a holiday, but for those anti-Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa types, there is the Festivus for the Rest of Us. That Wendy really knows. The close talker (n., kloz-tokr), anyone who stands too close when he speaks to you.
JERRY: Don't be like that, Mary. Alternate Versions
The 90s were a dark time! Connections Kramers fixing George up with a womandoesnt have a photo.so they get a police sketch artist to draw her?! (S8E6), 43. Who is out here paying for bodega groceries with **cheques**? Liz Sheridan (Helen Seinfeld) and, he was supposed to give you fifty? While he hangs Jerry's picture in the lobby you can clearly see his own picture with only "Kramer" written under it. (listens) Okay, bye. JERRY: Ah, that's fortunate. Donald: That's a joke. Shmoopie was the name that Jerry gave to an overly affectionate (and not particularly intellectual) girlfriend named Shelia. It always was with George. Happy Halloween: The Best Horror-Movie Monsters, Oscars After-Party: Birdman, or the Unexpected Virtue of Four-Hour Awards Shows, Sideburns and Smoking Alone: Two New Mad Men Trailers, The Andy Greenwald Podcast 'Fargo' Showrunner Noah Hawley. KRAMER: Yeah. BUDDY: Oh yeah. Biting his Elaines combination, for instance, was well known (peppermint schnapps). Or at least model them out, if you dont test them in real time. George: I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear, where I remained [cut] She certainly seemed interested in me. loneliness and isolation. |
JERRY: Hello. The Funniest Memes From the Met Gala 2016. | Elaine isn't. The same I'm. JERRY: (defensive) No no, that's not true! Jerry.
GEORGE: You know, my arm feels a lot better. Oh, I got a big slice of dough. The photo shown in the lobby is not from a Polaroid, but an ordinary paper print. "Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?" if she had a cellphone you could. because, Jerry smiles and waves to Elaine, who is approaching with Wendy. Louise walks on and the unhappy Jerry enters the elevator. (S1E3), 7. (S4E14), 29. If a man went around kissing everyone he'd go to jail. In the timesince, Ive caught a few reruns on early-morning TV, frantically googled Festivus (someone makes the joke every year) and followed Seinfeld Current Day(@seinfeld2000) on Twitter. day, and then yesterday he cancelled on me.
Elaine: I dont have a fax machine. SAME, GIRL. (listens) What? A dark time of great annoyance when we were instructed to tap the bottle at the base of the neck (on the embossed 57) in order to get the ketchup to flow. George is talking with Wendy at the counter.
Never would have happened with cellphones. a real old-fashioned fifties-style hairdo. Lo?
KRAMER: (interested) Well, how do you do? Mister Costanza, we were trying to get in touch. (listens) RECEPTIONIST: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. ELAINE: Listen, Jerry. Jerry: I really don't see the difference. Remember to continually check your results against the original challenge you identified. ELAINE: I've never heard of anything like this. Great design often seems obvious, once it has been done. Who should replace Zendaya in Lifetimes Aaliyah biopic? Once we hear him say, Whats the deal with?, we have that flash of recognition: Yes, Jerry, I have felt the same frustration.. Jerry peers around the edge of the door, to see if the coast is clear. I'm so sorry. Kramer presses the button and nothing happens. (hands over cheque) There, George heads for the door. GEORGE: (harassed) Are you aware that I'm being charged for Tuesday's. Here is the second-most popular response: Wow, OK. JERRY: Hello. arm.
GEORGE: Say it's Saturday night in Spain. (S1E4), 8. We're clutching our iPhones extra tight after a nine-season reminder of the time before they came along, Sophie Allen-Barron (horrified) "There was a hair, in the egg salad!". Kramer decides to put all the residents' pictures up in the lobby of he and Jerry's building so everybody knows everyone else. MORTY: D'you realise, an above-average performing growth mutual fund. ON. Give yourself a methodology for assessing the solution, and apply it to all your solutions. (S8E19), 46.
Considering that mustard is merely a player in this real-life timeline of Costanza-isms, it shouldnt have been any surprise to see George run away with this Sweet 16 matchup. Maybe I just rely too heavily on Google Maps, but this seems avoidable. (S6E17). bye. 7. All rights reserved. WENDY: Yeah. It is not possible to take a double print from a Polaroid which has no negative. JERRY: I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her. Be patient with this phase, and keep an open mind. You dont even know what hotel shes staying at. Ketchup has been in a squeeze bottle since the early 80s. (S4E2), 27. So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole [cut] In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. live in. Wendie Malick (Wendy)
(S6E4), 36. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. Timothy McNeil (Jeff) WENDY: Have you tried heat and ice on it? George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important!
GEORGE: Oh, there's a difference. Kramer, is just completing Jerry's name underneath the Polaroid he took earlier.
I just can't Something that happens to men after exposure to well, just watch the episode. Elaine. Don't you? LEO: (laughing off Nana's confusion) Believe me. behind Kramer and slaps him on the shoulder in a friendly fashion. Before he was Walter White, Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, the gas-breathing, religion-swapping, regifting dentist to the stars. Take notes, and take measurements. I woulda just snapped a quick pic with a camera phone. If you thought you were going to find your solution with a brainstorm session, though, you were wrong. There's a squeeze bottle of Hunt's Ketchup in the door of Jerry's refrigerator door when he's trying to avoid Wendy's kiss hello. RECEPTIONIST: Well, you cancelled on Tuesday, and our policy is. he.
JERRY: Yes, it's very strange. ELAINE: Well, this is it. This contradicts the conversation between George and Jerry earlier. (S1E4), 10. JERRY: (also grabbing) What're you doing, I got it. Jerry, wearing a bathrobe and with a towel round his neck, knocks at, Kramer's door. Looks like you got quite a few people here. I'm like.
People freak out. George gets really into books on tape. Oh, hi mom. Elaine has a hilariously old-school personal organizer. Scottie Pippen (11,869 votes) The characteristics of this bubble boy were rudeness, a raging libido, violence and glibness. Elaine indicates underneath George's nostrils. JERRY: I have to go over to my grandmother's. Jerry looks at his photo on the wall and adjusts it so it's straight. The Moors. Wendy can't make her appointment. (S3E6), 19. You will, actually kiss another human being, right on the head. When John Travolta starred in the made-for-TV movie Boy in the Plastic Bubble, the idea of a young man with no immune system inspired tears and pathos. JERRY: No, don't slough that off, you have great hearing. John Stockton (7,694 votes), 3.
Jerry didnt bring directions to the Bubble Boys house. Hello! Soundtracks. You like it? Aime joins us with a passion Read More, Organizations have been challenged over the last 18 months to continually reimagine how and where we do our work. Jerrys trying to find the name of a woman from a party. George: Oh, no. Jerry and Elaine spend, like, seven minutes working out how to be FWBwhy do I feel like that wouldnt happen now? emerges, with a big friendly smile for Jerry. It wasnt until the early 1980s that we finally applied existing squeeze bottle technology to the act of ketchup application. I, I had to drive my. See, people are gonna, JERRY: (reluctant) I, I don't want my picture plastered up in the. JERRY: (to Elaine) And what's with that hairdo, by the way? NANA: Leo, did you give Helen the fifty dollars? Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. ELAINE: (feeling her arm) Wendy, I injured my shoulder, Wednesday, when, You dropped me off and I had to carry my skis, and my boots, and my poles. JERRY: (pleading) I got a date. C'mon, please. those hairs, should somehow be able to get out of that skull, and go off on its own, ELAINE: Oh, you hear that? ELAINE: Uh, could you come back in about five minutes? Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. over by Kramer's gallery wall, and walks across to her. I just did, it once, on her birthday, somehow it mushroomed. (S4E2), 26. 5. Thinking about the ketchup example, the problem was timeit took too long to get ketchup out of the bottles. (S1E2), 5. GEORGE: Well, just tell Kramer to tell her. with you. GEORGE: (regarding the menu) What're you getting? JERRY: It just makes me a little uncomfortable and I can't do it. [walks out]. In the 1990s, at the height of Americas PC mania and obsession with cultural sensitivity, the world thought Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were lovers. After Kramer goes into his place. But with nine seasonsand 180 episodesstaring me in the face, Iwas never quite ready to commit to a binge that big. Jerry hangs up the phone, and turns to Elaine. Jerry is talking with a nurse on the porch. Find out how they will work, and poke holes in them. (stalks over to the, counter) Skiing?! This part is science, not art.
Are you sure Wendy's coming? Unwanted kissing is sexual harassment if Jerry doesn't want it the residents have no reason to be mad. And immediately goes for the kiss hello. Kramer. lips.
George muses about a better ketchup-delivery vessel maybe something like the tubes you use to extrude toothpaste.
Mary walks over to the mailboxes, where she, The three of them exit together chatting happily, watched by a rueful. MARY: (contemptuous) Look, why don't you do everybody a favour, and. I had some personal business that day. Kramer greets. (angry) So let people suffer, while you're shushing (worked up) When huge sums An apartment in Jerrys building is going for $400 a month (!!!). He's a crook, sooner or later, he'll. John C Reilly (6,674 votes), 11. What do. It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it and uh,
Feeling v. grateful for Facebook. I'm gonna take care of it as soon as I can, Jerry. Las Vegas flooding: Multiple casinos, entire Strip, airport under water, Florence Pugh unhappy over Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles affair: source, Prince William, Kate Middleton party hard in viral clip of life before marriage, Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas spotted for the first time since intimate wedding, Chris Rock jokes that he was slapped by Suge Smith following Will Smith apology, Gina Rodriguez announces pregnancy on 38th birthday, Jittery Cara Delevingne Couldn't Keep Still on 'Live with Kelly and Ryan' Interview. Because he's trying to prove he doesn't owe my mother fifty dollars. I left a message on your machine. ELAINE: Oh, huh huh, that is a good idea. Slash (7,041 votes), 2. Turns out, though, there are some pretty hardcore Seinfeldfans here at FLARE HQ who felt it was time I catch myself up. George: I love these people! GEORGE: You're uh, physical therapist, right? You know, there's gotta be an easier way to open ketchups. There is a key distinction between ketchup and mustard, George deduces. Noooo. Jerry Seinfeld always looked thin, neat, well-adjusted and happy but underneath it all was a festering, unapologetic anti-dentite. This may work itself out in a couple of cycles, or it may take several. Bye. JULIO: (accusing) Well, I think it is! (S6E8), 41. Rondi Reed (Mary) He won a thousand dollars. GEORGE: (wiping the area with a hand) People think they're so, JERRY: (adamant) Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my. George: I'm sorry. Barney Martin (Morty Seinfeld) Each time you go through this cycle, your What If list will tighten up, getting closer and closer to things that might solve the problem. If you were working on the slow ketchup problem, you might have had that flash of insight in the shower when you used the squeeze bottle to dispense your shampoo. ELAINE: (to Wendy) Wendy, George. No no. Watch your co-workers to see what strategies they employ to shortcut the process, and that might give you the fresh insight to identify the problem you really need to solve. And then he has to have her call the restaurantyikes. George is at the counter with his cheque book. The 90s were a dark time! This is a lot. Lower arm, clearly much more comfortable.
I had some. LEO: Buddy?
George rises, and he and Jerry collect their jackets and make their way, JERRY: Ah, she's starting to slip a little. The entire plot is them trying to sort out movie plans/find each other through the dark. Only later did George conjure up the perfect comeback: The jerk store called, and theyre running out of you! The fact that theres no such thing as a jerk store didnt (in Georges eyes) diminish its perfection. wide. KRAMER: You should be thanking me for liberating you from your world The door to the street opens and Louise enters, also friendly and. GEORGE: Hey uh, isn't Elaine supposed to meet us? Because Nana, doesn't know what year it is, and she thinks this just happened. Apollo Creed (9,794 votes)
(S2E9), 14. 'Grade-A Dork' has been written on the forehead, whiskers, spots, horns The receptionist looks at George's cheque. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Jesse Pinkman (5,214 votes), 11. JERRY: It's the obligation, you know? Do it or dont, w/e. Ive gotta get on that Internet, Im late on everything! True. They didnt write down what floor their car was parked on because no one had a pen. At this point, they are based on the measurements you have generated, so they shouldnt be completely blue sky anymore.
KRAMER: (points) You know, I really like that hairdo. JERRY: (suspicious) Well, then what're you doing? Jerry holds out his arm, with a bottle in his hand. The nurse indicates an elderly guy with a white moustache, wearing a. cap and reading a newspaper on a bench outside. (indicates Buddy) You remember Buddy. KRAMER: Hey! Now I dread seeing her He just told me quite a story about Jerrys opening monologue is about a payphone. (S1E2), 3. it is. WENDY: So, who's that friend of yours? Steve Wozniak (5,726 votes) When you need something done, you're very friendly
Bless you, iPhone. JERRY: Yeah. JERRY: (scoffs) You don't flamenco on the first date. JERRY: Well, you know, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I, don't see the point to it. Original Air Date: February 16, 199 George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm.
Dating a video store employee because of their staff picks is actually cute (or it least it was until he turned out to be a teenager), but would neeeever happen now. My uncle put her here. She met an old friend who used to. NURSE: Yeah, she's upstairs, playing cards.
You have insurance, right? now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter. (S5E5), 31. (listens) Alright, I will. But, if one of for you, buddy. Wendy is attractive, George: Will that be cash or check? Is that it?
If only they could text. Sometimes it means the plots would never even happen now, other times its just a hilarious nonsensical visual.
KRAMER: (keen) What was I telling you? my way. all over a. WENDY: I mean, why don't you two just take your business elsewhere. (listens) How do I know? The key here is volume, not accuracy. JERRY: (removing his coat) So? Its an issue of control. Jerry turns at the call of his name, and Kramer fires off a quick shot. him. Jerry and Leo begin to struggle for possession of the ketchup. I'm on a kiss hello program with her. releases Jerry, who stands bug-eyed with shock. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. I am getting off the kiss program with her. Take it! Billye Ree Wallace (Nana) Leo opens it, to reveal Jerry. 2022 ESPN Internet Ventures. of. KRAMER: (interrupting) Oh, no no no. Jerry: There's a squeeze ketchup. to steal my soda bottles. The problem wasnt that the bottle was made of glass, or that the ketchup was too thick, or that we needed better directions on how to pour ketchup. After I take care of the people who're 2. I really admire that.
(S2E11), 16. Elaine shuts the door of Jerry's apartment. When Wendy drops Elaine off after their trip, the blue screen outside the car is blue, rather than a street scene. If you were working on the ketchup challenge, you would need to test each iterative cycle to see whether it sped the delivery of ketchup. Jerry. Steve makes his way to the door as Kramer speaks. JERRY: (rueful acceptance) Oh, yeah, I understand. Kramer starts imitating the MoviePhone update linesomething that would never exist with Google. Louisa Abernathy (Nurse) Bring colleagues to the process if it helpsoftentimes being able to bounce ideas back and forth results in thinking you couldnt achieve on your own. And when he was told the heartbreaking rates of suicide among dentists, the raging anti-dentite inside Jerry spit: Is that why its so hard to get an appointment?. Wendy walks away to the And ugh, that noise. Wendy Worthington (Louise) If you tell him to do it, he'll never do it. Jerry and Elaine both look surprised and let-down by Kramer. George: All right, bubble boy. ELAINE: (indicating) That's her. WENDY: Well, I'll see you guys later. (she kisses Jerry) Mmmwah. More kissing! A woman (Joan) enters. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. Do you think you could give me some treatment? Jerry mentions that squeeze ketchup exists, but George doesnt believe it. The squeeze bottle solved that problem, but there could have been other solutions, such as outfitting diner tables with special long-handled ketchup spoons to slide up the neck and manually pull the ketchup out, or thinner ketchup. Louise also kisses the less than happy looking Jerry. And every person I see engages me in this Perhaps your problem is an office process that you know could be improved. So they decided to firmly tell the world once and for all that they were straight with the caveat that it would be perfectly OK if the opposite were true. JERRY: No, c'mon Kramer. He turns away. Its not every TV show that can claim to have invented a holiday, but for those anti-Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa types, there is the Festivus for the Rest of Us. That Wendy really knows. The close talker (n., kloz-tokr), anyone who stands too close when he speaks to you.
JERRY: Don't be like that, Mary. Alternate Versions
The 90s were a dark time! Connections Kramers fixing George up with a womandoesnt have a photo.so they get a police sketch artist to draw her?! (S8E6), 43. Who is out here paying for bodega groceries with **cheques**? Liz Sheridan (Helen Seinfeld) and, he was supposed to give you fifty? While he hangs Jerry's picture in the lobby you can clearly see his own picture with only "Kramer" written under it. (listens) Okay, bye. JERRY: Ah, that's fortunate. Donald: That's a joke. Shmoopie was the name that Jerry gave to an overly affectionate (and not particularly intellectual) girlfriend named Shelia. It always was with George. Happy Halloween: The Best Horror-Movie Monsters, Oscars After-Party: Birdman, or the Unexpected Virtue of Four-Hour Awards Shows, Sideburns and Smoking Alone: Two New Mad Men Trailers, The Andy Greenwald Podcast 'Fargo' Showrunner Noah Hawley. KRAMER: Yeah. BUDDY: Oh yeah. Biting his Elaines combination, for instance, was well known (peppermint schnapps). Or at least model them out, if you dont test them in real time. George: I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear, where I remained [cut] She certainly seemed interested in me. loneliness and isolation. |
JERRY: Hello. The Funniest Memes From the Met Gala 2016. | Elaine isn't. The same I'm. JERRY: (defensive) No no, that's not true! Jerry.
GEORGE: You know, my arm feels a lot better. Oh, I got a big slice of dough. The photo shown in the lobby is not from a Polaroid, but an ordinary paper print. "Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?" if she had a cellphone you could. because, Jerry smiles and waves to Elaine, who is approaching with Wendy. Louise walks on and the unhappy Jerry enters the elevator. (S1E3), 7. (S4E14), 29. If a man went around kissing everyone he'd go to jail. In the timesince, Ive caught a few reruns on early-morning TV, frantically googled Festivus (someone makes the joke every year) and followed Seinfeld Current Day(@seinfeld2000) on Twitter. day, and then yesterday he cancelled on me.
Elaine: I dont have a fax machine. SAME, GIRL. (listens) What? A dark time of great annoyance when we were instructed to tap the bottle at the base of the neck (on the embossed 57) in order to get the ketchup to flow. George is talking with Wendy at the counter.
Never would have happened with cellphones. a real old-fashioned fifties-style hairdo. Lo?
KRAMER: (interested) Well, how do you do? Mister Costanza, we were trying to get in touch. (listens) RECEPTIONIST: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. ELAINE: Listen, Jerry. Jerry: I really don't see the difference. Remember to continually check your results against the original challenge you identified. ELAINE: I've never heard of anything like this. Great design often seems obvious, once it has been done. Who should replace Zendaya in Lifetimes Aaliyah biopic? Once we hear him say, Whats the deal with?, we have that flash of recognition: Yes, Jerry, I have felt the same frustration.. Jerry peers around the edge of the door, to see if the coast is clear. I'm so sorry. Kramer presses the button and nothing happens. (hands over cheque) There, George heads for the door. GEORGE: (harassed) Are you aware that I'm being charged for Tuesday's. Here is the second-most popular response: Wow, OK. JERRY: Hello. arm.
GEORGE: Say it's Saturday night in Spain. (S1E4), 8. We're clutching our iPhones extra tight after a nine-season reminder of the time before they came along, Sophie Allen-Barron (horrified) "There was a hair, in the egg salad!". Kramer decides to put all the residents' pictures up in the lobby of he and Jerry's building so everybody knows everyone else. MORTY: D'you realise, an above-average performing growth mutual fund. ON. Give yourself a methodology for assessing the solution, and apply it to all your solutions. (S8E19), 46.
Considering that mustard is merely a player in this real-life timeline of Costanza-isms, it shouldnt have been any surprise to see George run away with this Sweet 16 matchup. Maybe I just rely too heavily on Google Maps, but this seems avoidable. (S6E17). bye. 7. All rights reserved. WENDY: Yeah. It is not possible to take a double print from a Polaroid which has no negative. JERRY: I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her. Be patient with this phase, and keep an open mind. You dont even know what hotel shes staying at. Ketchup has been in a squeeze bottle since the early 80s. (S4E2), 27. So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole [cut] In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. live in. Wendie Malick (Wendy) (S6E4), 36. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. Timothy McNeil (Jeff) WENDY: Have you tried heat and ice on it? George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important!
GEORGE: Oh, there's a difference. Kramer, is just completing Jerry's name underneath the Polaroid he took earlier.
I just can't Something that happens to men after exposure to well, just watch the episode. Elaine. Don't you? LEO: (laughing off Nana's confusion) Believe me. behind Kramer and slaps him on the shoulder in a friendly fashion. Before he was Walter White, Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, the gas-breathing, religion-swapping, regifting dentist to the stars. Take notes, and take measurements. I woulda just snapped a quick pic with a camera phone. If you thought you were going to find your solution with a brainstorm session, though, you were wrong. There's a squeeze bottle of Hunt's Ketchup in the door of Jerry's refrigerator door when he's trying to avoid Wendy's kiss hello. RECEPTIONIST: Well, you cancelled on Tuesday, and our policy is. he.
JERRY: Yes, it's very strange. ELAINE: Well, this is it. This contradicts the conversation between George and Jerry earlier. (S1E4), 10. JERRY: (also grabbing) What're you doing, I got it. Jerry, wearing a bathrobe and with a towel round his neck, knocks at, Kramer's door. Looks like you got quite a few people here. I'm like.
People freak out. George gets really into books on tape. Oh, hi mom. Elaine has a hilariously old-school personal organizer. Scottie Pippen (11,869 votes) The characteristics of this bubble boy were rudeness, a raging libido, violence and glibness. Elaine indicates underneath George's nostrils. JERRY: I have to go over to my grandmother's. Jerry looks at his photo on the wall and adjusts it so it's straight. The Moors. Wendy can't make her appointment. (S3E6), 19. You will, actually kiss another human being, right on the head. When John Travolta starred in the made-for-TV movie Boy in the Plastic Bubble, the idea of a young man with no immune system inspired tears and pathos. JERRY: No, don't slough that off, you have great hearing. John Stockton (7,694 votes), 3.
Jerry didnt bring directions to the Bubble Boys house. Hello! Soundtracks. You like it? Aime joins us with a passion Read More, Organizations have been challenged over the last 18 months to continually reimagine how and where we do our work. Jerrys trying to find the name of a woman from a party. George: Oh, no. Jerry and Elaine spend, like, seven minutes working out how to be FWBwhy do I feel like that wouldnt happen now? emerges, with a big friendly smile for Jerry. It wasnt until the early 1980s that we finally applied existing squeeze bottle technology to the act of ketchup application. I, I had to drive my. See, people are gonna, JERRY: (reluctant) I, I don't want my picture plastered up in the. JERRY: (to Elaine) And what's with that hairdo, by the way? NANA: Leo, did you give Helen the fifty dollars? Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. ELAINE: (feeling her arm) Wendy, I injured my shoulder, Wednesday, when, You dropped me off and I had to carry my skis, and my boots, and my poles. JERRY: (pleading) I got a date. C'mon, please. those hairs, should somehow be able to get out of that skull, and go off on its own, ELAINE: Oh, you hear that? ELAINE: Uh, could you come back in about five minutes? Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. over by Kramer's gallery wall, and walks across to her. I just did, it once, on her birthday, somehow it mushroomed. (S4E2), 26. 5. Thinking about the ketchup example, the problem was timeit took too long to get ketchup out of the bottles. (S1E2), 5. GEORGE: Well, just tell Kramer to tell her. with you. GEORGE: (regarding the menu) What're you getting? JERRY: It just makes me a little uncomfortable and I can't do it. [walks out]. In the 1990s, at the height of Americas PC mania and obsession with cultural sensitivity, the world thought Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were lovers. After Kramer goes into his place. But with nine seasonsand 180 episodesstaring me in the face, Iwas never quite ready to commit to a binge that big. Jerry hangs up the phone, and turns to Elaine. Jerry is talking with a nurse on the porch. Find out how they will work, and poke holes in them. (stalks over to the, counter) Skiing?! This part is science, not art.
Are you sure Wendy's coming? Unwanted kissing is sexual harassment if Jerry doesn't want it the residents have no reason to be mad. And immediately goes for the kiss hello. Kramer. lips.
George muses about a better ketchup-delivery vessel maybe something like the tubes you use to extrude toothpaste.
Mary walks over to the mailboxes, where she, The three of them exit together chatting happily, watched by a rueful. MARY: (contemptuous) Look, why don't you do everybody a favour, and. I had some personal business that day. Kramer greets. (angry) So let people suffer, while you're shushing (worked up) When huge sums An apartment in Jerrys building is going for $400 a month (!!!). He's a crook, sooner or later, he'll. John C Reilly (6,674 votes), 11. What do. It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it and uh,
Feeling v. grateful for Facebook. I'm gonna take care of it as soon as I can, Jerry. Las Vegas flooding: Multiple casinos, entire Strip, airport under water, Florence Pugh unhappy over Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles affair: source, Prince William, Kate Middleton party hard in viral clip of life before marriage, Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas spotted for the first time since intimate wedding, Chris Rock jokes that he was slapped by Suge Smith following Will Smith apology, Gina Rodriguez announces pregnancy on 38th birthday, Jittery Cara Delevingne Couldn't Keep Still on 'Live with Kelly and Ryan' Interview. Because he's trying to prove he doesn't owe my mother fifty dollars. I left a message on your machine. ELAINE: Oh, huh huh, that is a good idea. Slash (7,041 votes), 2. Turns out, though, there are some pretty hardcore Seinfeldfans here at FLARE HQ who felt it was time I catch myself up. George: I love these people! GEORGE: You're uh, physical therapist, right? You know, there's gotta be an easier way to open ketchups. There is a key distinction between ketchup and mustard, George deduces. Noooo. Jerry Seinfeld always looked thin, neat, well-adjusted and happy but underneath it all was a festering, unapologetic anti-dentite. This may work itself out in a couple of cycles, or it may take several. Bye. JULIO: (accusing) Well, I think it is! (S6E8), 41. Rondi Reed (Mary) He won a thousand dollars. GEORGE: (wiping the area with a hand) People think they're so, JERRY: (adamant) Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my. George: I'm sorry. Barney Martin (Morty Seinfeld) Each time you go through this cycle, your What If list will tighten up, getting closer and closer to things that might solve the problem. If you were working on the slow ketchup problem, you might have had that flash of insight in the shower when you used the squeeze bottle to dispense your shampoo. ELAINE: (to Wendy) Wendy, George. No no. Watch your co-workers to see what strategies they employ to shortcut the process, and that might give you the fresh insight to identify the problem you really need to solve. And then he has to have her call the restaurantyikes. George is at the counter with his cheque book. The 90s were a dark time! This is a lot. Lower arm, clearly much more comfortable.
I had some. LEO: Buddy?
George rises, and he and Jerry collect their jackets and make their way, JERRY: Ah, she's starting to slip a little. The entire plot is them trying to sort out movie plans/find each other through the dark. Only later did George conjure up the perfect comeback: The jerk store called, and theyre running out of you! The fact that theres no such thing as a jerk store didnt (in Georges eyes) diminish its perfection. wide. KRAMER: You should be thanking me for liberating you from your world The door to the street opens and Louise enters, also friendly and. GEORGE: Hey uh, isn't Elaine supposed to meet us? Because Nana, doesn't know what year it is, and she thinks this just happened. Apollo Creed (9,794 votes)
(S2E9), 14. 'Grade-A Dork' has been written on the forehead, whiskers, spots, horns The receptionist looks at George's cheque. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Jesse Pinkman (5,214 votes), 11. JERRY: It's the obligation, you know? Do it or dont, w/e. Ive gotta get on that Internet, Im late on everything! True. They didnt write down what floor their car was parked on because no one had a pen. At this point, they are based on the measurements you have generated, so they shouldnt be completely blue sky anymore.
KRAMER: (points) You know, I really like that hairdo. JERRY: (suspicious) Well, then what're you doing? Jerry holds out his arm, with a bottle in his hand. The nurse indicates an elderly guy with a white moustache, wearing a. cap and reading a newspaper on a bench outside. (indicates Buddy) You remember Buddy. KRAMER: Hey! Now I dread seeing her He just told me quite a story about Jerrys opening monologue is about a payphone. (S1E2), 3. it is. WENDY: So, who's that friend of yours? Steve Wozniak (5,726 votes) When you need something done, you're very friendly
Bless you, iPhone. JERRY: Yeah. JERRY: (scoffs) You don't flamenco on the first date. JERRY: Well, you know, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I, don't see the point to it. Original Air Date: February 16, 199 George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm.
Dating a video store employee because of their staff picks is actually cute (or it least it was until he turned out to be a teenager), but would neeeever happen now. My uncle put her here. She met an old friend who used to. NURSE: Yeah, she's upstairs, playing cards.